one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”

THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck

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I want Sunday afternoon sex.

I want mothers day sex.

but i became a mother and they don’t get sex.

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